What Would Keith Richards Do?

"I'm sure [insert name of popular singer Zombie doesn't care for] can f-ing sing 10 times better than Mick Jagger, but...He ain't f-ing Mick Jagger. There are probably a million guitar players in the world better than Keith Richards, but they ain't f-ing Keith Richards!"

They probably couldn't have gotten away with it before. Rolling Stones wine makes a formal, public "debut" at the R&R Hall of Fame Awards. One out of every three journalists makes a joke about X-Pensive Winos.

...is Ryan Adam's "Song for Keith"....

In response to constant "planting" of drugs in KR's homes, cars, etc. during the '60s/'70s by those trying to get him arrested(this is not direct quote, butanecdotal): From KR: "How lazy can you be? If they took a few minutes and actually looked, they'd find my drugs."

"Every night of my life is Halloween. I don't have to dress up for it." from a Halloween night concert, date to come.... (thanks to Tamara)

"I'm in the Stones dressing room..I go to get a slice of Swiss cheese&Keith..slaps it out of my hand!I look at him and say'Keith,what are you doing?And he says in that KR pirate voice,'It's bad for your cholesterol'.The biggest heroin user in history is now my nutritionist!"